foodtrucker: I can’t tell if I’m the type of person i’d want to be friends with or someone I’d hate and actively avoid
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
Tony's Hebrew to Ziva:
thewonderfullifeoftalimichelle: Nesi’a tova - Have a good trip (done.) Aht lo leh-vahd - You are not alone (done.) Ani ohev otakh - I love you (pending.)
remusslupin: consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
crookedyounng: dippingswordsinmetaphors: you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany you mean every fall out boy song ever written
fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else EVERYDAY!!!!